LIKE SHARK TANK, BUT CROCS CAGE—BLOODY GENIUS LEVEL GENIUS

One morning, after cracking the whole space-time continuum thing, inventing the world’s first reality-altering fridge magnet, and moonwalking through the design, prototyping, and manufacturing process (all super easy—barely an inconvenience), I had an even better idea: create a Shark Tank-style skit where I pitch the product—the Parallel Reality Switch—to a panel of venture capitalists who brutally shoot it down…But make it animated. TOO EASY MATE!

GET YOURS HERE before they switch themselves into a quantum eigenstate of nonexistence—caught in a feedback loop of parallel realities where their very existence collapses under multidimensional instability!