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Jono

30/12/24, 1:05 am

Stevlad..I live

Stevic

JONO! IT WORKED! The prophecy foretold this moment.

Rachelle Correlli

21/12/24, 9:31 am

How does one stop criticising themselves, when writing like their looking over their own shoulder, and to try and maintain normality in the process of word writing, giving access to the mass, and not unsettle or upset the balance of your key thing?

Stevic

Self-criticism is a crucial—and often unfairly maligned—filter in the creative process. It’s the refinement tool that sharpens raw ideas into something impactful. However! It only works when used at the right stage. If this voice keeps piping up during idea generation, self-criticism can choke creativity entirely—like metaphorically jumping on eggs because they don’t look like chickens yet.

Think of your inner critic as one of those blokes on the balcony from The Muppets—the ones who heckle way too early. Acknowledge them when they appear, but calmly say: “F!@k off right now, please.” This creates a mental boundary between generating ideas and refining them.

In short: let the ideas pour out like an exploding whale’s guts—and invite the critic back only once everything is covered in intestines.

Teagjuan

20/12/24, 5:12 pm

Do you have any plans to release your patches for the Line 6 Helix? I have both the helix and Shuriken and it would be cool to get your sounds with the same equipment! I mean i could try and make them myself but i do not have the capabilities... Thanks!

Stevic

I do! However, I'm in the USA at the moment and all my gear is in storage back home. It is on the radar though.

Ironstein

13/12/24, 8:10 pm

Will AI lead to a democratization of music production, or will it further concentrate power in the hands of a few?

Stevic

Music production is already democratized—the only real barriers to entry are creativity, musicality, and technical know-how. The tools are readily available to anyone willing to learn them. The more pressing question, then, is whether AI will remove the need for talent and expertise in music production. The answer? Probably.

When that happens, we might see a dividing line between pre-AI and post-AI music—a shift that marks a point of no return. It's fascinating to imagine a world where anything anyone wants to see or hear can be conjured by AI. This could level the playing field in unpredictable ways, challenging traditional notions of creativity and human expression.

As a musician, I have a George Carlin-esque attitude toward other industries starting to experience the same rug being pulled out from underneath them as musicians have for years. When technological advancements cannibalize their own sources, it’s hard not to feel a schadenfreudian vindication. Musicians have long been canaries in the coal mine, watching their craft commodified and their value eroded. The bystander effect surrounding the normalized exploitation of musicians has been glaring, and now it’s only a matter of time before we can tell accountants, lawyers, programmers, and other specialized professionals to "get a real job" when they start lamenting AI’s encroachment.

Soon, we'll all be on the same toboggan down Splash Mountain, and I’ll probably have a smile on my face.

Stevic Jr.

12/12/24, 6:45 pm

Is there any chance of Stevic's Youtube Shitshow making a comeback? Or maybe a kids show centered around Mr. Shit Squiggle.

Stevic

Yeah I reckon it'll make a comeback. Just like Corey Feldman.

Ironstein

12/12/24, 7:36 am

Would you rather, only be able to hear music you have created or only hear music created by others?

Stevic

Assuming this affliction began at birth rather than being some Billy the Puppet “make a choice or else” scenario… Only being able to hear my own music would mean I wouldn’t know what I was missing—much like cannibalism. Could be amazing, but I wouldn’t know, so I wouldn’t wake up craving human flesh.

I’d probably lean toward making my own music since it offers a creative outlet. However, the loss of giving up creating music to listen to others would only be proportional to my creative potential—which, having never heard music in the first place, I’d have no way to understand or measure. Do I even like music in this scenario? Am I me?

If the question is designed to determine whether I prefer listening to myself or others, the answer is others because by the time I can actually “listen” to my own music, I’ve heard it so many friggen times I simultaneously don’t WANT to hear it and can’t experience it the same way others do anyway.

That’s probably my answer: creating music is entirely different from listening to music. I’d choose the option where I get to create music but never listen to it again—and instead enjoy other people’s music.

Actually Chuck Norris

11/12/24, 11:18 pm

The general public make jokes and memes about me being invincible, unstoppable, defeating anything in my path. This would be nice, however I am 84 and in great pain every day. My bones ache and I feel death is right around the corner. How do I communicate to everyone I’m actually 84 and in pain?

Stevic

I suggest writing a heartfelt letter that balances your appreciation for the cult-like admiration with a gentle reminder that even legends aren’t immune to the realities of aging. Once penned, attach the note to your foot and roundhouse kick it into their face.

Blebecca Rack

8/12/24, 8:49 pm

Hey does your Parallel Reality Switch also work as a time machine? And if so, could your lyric writing course help me come up with better Friday-centric lyrics to replace, ‘Yesterday was Thursday’? Possible?

Stevic

Everyone must come to terms with the days of the week eventually. Your song was both informative and inspirational.

Charles Darwin

8/12/24, 8:42 pm

This switch—does it align with natural selection, or are you just jumping to whatever reality you feel like? Because I’m pretty sure evolution doesn’t work that way!

Stevic

Charles, big fan of both your award show and your elaborate chocolate factory. Now, I’ll be the first to admit: evolution theory is solid. But as a fellow scientific peer, I respectfully need to flag that you kinda bang on about this, mate. It’s like ABBA and Dancing Queen—give it a bit of a rest, ey?

Stephen Hawking

8/12/24, 8:41 pm

Stevic, are you worried about creating a multiversal paradox with your switch?

Stevic

Stephen, are you in cahoots with those blokes that chat to Michael Jackson via crystals on YouTube? Either way, thank you for your question. Loved your work on OK Computer!

Re: multiversal paradoxes, while it’s not not a concern, I’ve chosen not to think about thinking about that. If it does become an issue, I'll just flick the switch again.

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